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Jag har hittat en ny idol, så jäkla snön Twitter!
har hållt mig sysselsatt i flera timmar nu

http://twitter.com/Stewie_Griffinn?max_id=22835312442&page=2&twttr=true

Han kan vara riktigt hård ibland, men man får ta allt med en smula salt!

* I decided to burn some calories today, set a fat kid on fire.

* I was masturbating the other day, when I heard someone scream for help. I came as quickly as I could

* Fridaythe13th-

I came very close to death today, I masturbated in the cemetery.

* So, Facebook have just announced their 1,000,000,000th member. Well, I've just closed my account, so that's fucked that up for them then.

* Behind every good man, there's a woman, rolling her eyes.

* iPads.. I can't wait to get an iPad. Then I can pretend I'm a midget with an iPhone.

* my laptop fell off my hand on to the floor and wrote on its screen ''ROFL''

* Blind people wear sunglasses and why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

* I pray every night for a new toy. Then I realized The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one & asked him to forgive me.

* 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed. This is why it's so difficult to identify rapists

* Apple have put on hold plans to release a new iPod designed for children to use. Apparently "iTouch Kids" wasn't an ideal product name.